The cash grant
Feb 26, 2025
Dear Editor
The man collect he hundred thousand and buy a bull and the next day the Bishop’s faulty pole fall on it and kill it. The PPP like dem cursed. Nothing dem doing ain’t wukkin out.
Another man collect he hundred grand yesterday and it done today. He seh he waan know if he dream he collect de money cause he wake and it done. Meh pretty journalist fren thinking bout flying back from Barbados and collect she own but she gaffa fly back to Bim same day fuh continue she conference. The airline seh she return ticket mo expensive than wuh she coming back fuh collect.
Another lady collect and run to Courts fuh pay off fuh she leather couch and Courts tell she is bets she din ask Mohamed’s fuh settle she bill. A sister from the Bishop’s church was told she gaffa throw in the offering bowl more than she collect. Jagdeo collect he own and buy two rounds fuh he security details at Palm Court and de bill come up to a hundred and twenty thousand.
When Su turn up fuh he cash grant the lady handing out seh Jagdeo just turn up outside. Su run and lef the cheque saying he could lose far more than duh. But is wen the lady ask Kwame is wuh he buying wid he own, Kwame seh half a black tank.
A taxi man pick up a lady wuh just collect she own and pull out a cutlass on she and seh the fare from Ruimveldt to North Road is fifty grand. Figgy turn up and collect and wen he guh fuh mek he purchase, the man tell he one piglet cost a hundred grand. Figgy get blackout. Ali smart though, he collect and tell the shop lady gimme the three and half curry cause me ain’t waan know how much fuh the Seven Curry. Suddenly a bar in Melanie selling one bottle of rum fuh a hundred grand. Norton collect he grant and drive fast past Melanie, if yuh see dust and by the time he bank the corner, the sign seh “welcome to Bam Bam Alley” He send he driver fuh ask if the prices is same as yesterday.
Sincerely
Norman Browne
Social and Political Activist
(The cash grant)
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